Tighty-whities

A little while ago, I was getting dressed and ready for work. Still half-asleep, I grabbed some underwear out of the drawer and squeezed into them.

I couldn’t figure out why they were so tight. I’ve put on a few pounds in the last year but this was ridiculous. I took them off and tried on another pair. Phew! I could breathe again.

It turns out that the wife accidentally put 7-year-old Daniel’s tighty-whities in my drawer! Daniel thought this was absolutely hilarious. So every now and again he slips into my room and throws a pair of his underwear in my drawer.

This morning he was giggling while he was getting dressed and I couldn’t figure out why. I went to throw on some briefs and sure enough, at the top of the drawer were a pair of his tighty-whities. Again.

When I discovered his little prank he couldn’t stop giggling. He was proud of himself for tricking his old man again. The kid is a real joker and that puts a smile on my face.

Posted in Personal at 3:52 PM